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Punny Cedar Garden Signs
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Punny Cedar Garden Signs

$9.00

Your garden grows vegetables. Now it can grow smiles, too. These handcrafted garden signs are made from solid aromatic red cedar — the same naturally rot- and insect-resistant wood used for fence posts and cedar chests — so they'll hold up season after season out among the tomatoes. Each sign is laser-engraved with a groan-worthy garden pun and decorative flourishes, then mounted on a sturdy cedar stake with a pointed end that pushes easily into garden beds, flower pots, or that spot by the mailbox. Choose your favorite saying (or collect the whole bouquet): We're Mint To Be — for the herb garden romantic You Grow, Girl! — a little encouragement for your seedlings (and yourself) I Beg Your Garden?! — politely scandalized, perfectly planted I'm Rootin' For Ya! — every garden needs a cheerleader Long Thyme No See — greet your visitors the herb-nerd way I Wet My Plants — for gardeners who can't resist a good one No paint to peel, no plastic to fade — just solid cedar that weathers naturally to a handsome silvery gray over time (or seal it to keep that rosy cedar color). The engraving is cut right into the wood, so the message stays crisp for years. - Solid aromatic red cedar — naturally weather- and insect-resistant - Deep laser engraving that won't fade or peel - Pointed stake for easy placement in beds, borders, and large planters - Six sayings available — mix and match - Made by hand in Kentucky A perfect gift for the gardener who has everything — except a sense of humor about wetting their plants. Great for Mother's Day, housewarmings, or treating your own herb bed to a little personality.

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